Don't Tell Scheduling, unisex, airline humor. heavyweight tee

"Stealth Mode: Pilot Edition" Tee

Ever seen a pilot play hide-and-seek with a mountain of luggage? Now you have.
This shirt captures the raw, unfiltered energy of dodging schedule changes like a pro.
Perfect for aviators, frequent flyers, or anyone who's ever "accidentally" missed a meeting.

🧳 Features:

• Secret agent vibes (but with suitcases)

• Built-in excuse for disappearing from responsibilities

• Guaranteed to make airline staff laugh (or sigh)

  	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
  Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
  Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

   

Introducing our versatile Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, perfect for everyday wear! This shirt radiates a laid-back vibe while providing superior comfort and style, making it an essential addition to any wardrobe. Whether you’re dressing up for a casual outing, lounging at home, or attending a festive gathering, this tee fits seamlessly into your lifestyle. Ideal for everyone, it’s especially great for those who appreciate sustainable fashion, youth, and adults looking for quality basics. This product shines during holidays, birthdays, or casual get-togethers, making it a thoughtful gift option as well. Pair it with jeans or shorts for a relaxed summer day or layer it with a jacket for a chic winter look!

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching
- Seamless construction reduces waste and enhances appearance
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity
- Durable cotton fabric perfect for printing
- Ethically made from US cotton, certified for safety and quality

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat