Aviation Travel Kiss-Cut Sticker, Humorous Stickers, Pilot Sticker

"Captain? What Captain?" Sticker

Slap this baby on your suitcase, laptop, water bottle, or the breakroom coffee machine—wherever plausible deniability is needed.

Featuring a pilot expertly camouflaged behind a fortress of lost luggage, this sticker says:
“I’m on vacation. Officially, I don’t even exist.”

Perfect for:
✈️ Pilots dodging duty calls
🧳 Crew living the standby hustle
😎 Anyone who’s ever ghosted a group chat with zero regrets

Peel. Stick. Deny.
(And if scheduling asks? Never. Saw. Him.)

Product features
- Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface
- Long-lasting vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive
- Vibrant colors from eco-solvent inks
- Available in various sizes with white and transparent options
- Bubble-free application for a smooth finish

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.